eurovision? more like bury your head in the ground and beg for mercy...

eurovision: that special time of year when we all feel utterly ashamed to be european and, in fact, begin to understand the tories' point of view in that the sooner we detach ourselves from these buggers, the better.

at what point did blue, with an album reaching uk number 1, (albeit terrible), come 11th to a country which i'm almost certain that at least 50% of our population never knew existed, and, nay, still cannot spell. nevertheless, i try: azerbaijan. words cannot begin to express the ear-wrenching pain i experienced listening to their song...

but that wasn't all! those poor sods delivering the scores from their countries were taking it depressingly seriously....

to top off my evening, manchester united were filmed throwing themselves around and chanting like the degenerate yobs they really are because they got their point. the fact still remains that they drew against blackburn... and that was only due to a stroke of luck.... really.... well done guys....

time to emigrate.