life in russia

to be ann frank, i wish i lived in russia. these people are much better equipped for terrible weather. it makes me angry to see the gritters interviewed every winter saying "we just don't know if there will be enough grit to go around". i mean, somebody should say, "get some more grit". we should learn from our mistakes. essentially, this complaint is about me having to drive from cambridgeshire back to essex on saturday. the way people are talking about our centimetre of snow makes me feel like i'm awaiting death if i venture onto the roads. so, if i die, spray my corpse with chanel no.5, and if i live, i'm migrating to russia next winter. join me, won't you?